New York Times Bestseller! 5 Starred Reviews! "Will have listeners in stitches." — Kirkus Reviews (starred review) "Purely absurd, sidesplitting humor." — Booklist (starred review) "Demands bombastic, full-volume performances." — Publishers Weekly (starred review) "Perfect for a guffawing share with younger sibs or buddy read." — BCCB (starred review) "The sort of story that makes children love to read." — School Library Journal (starred review) From acclaimed, bestselling creators Drew Daywalt, author of The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Home , and Adam Rex, author-illustrator of Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich , comes a laugh-out-loud hilarious picture book about the epic tale of the classic game Rock, Paper, Scissors. "I couldn’t stop laughing while reading this aloud to a group of kids," commented the founder of Bookopolis.com, Kari Ness Riedel.